Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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