Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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