: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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