Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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