Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
