i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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