She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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