how can u be prego again
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
