i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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