I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Randomize
