I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
