I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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