Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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