DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
