it wasn't lemon gatorade
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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