Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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