I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
it glows. i had to have it.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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