Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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