It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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