gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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