i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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