You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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