I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Come on in and take your pants off
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