I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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