absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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