would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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