well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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