Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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