Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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