Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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