The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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