I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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