you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
