if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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