i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I wish i was in the wii world.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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