and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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