She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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