I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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