question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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