So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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