I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Why is your signature on my underwear?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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