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(631): View more from New York

Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?

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You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year

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(+66): View more from Thailand

Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.

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(260): View more from Indiana

How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?

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