The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
be right there i have to get my cape
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize