Me. At least after what I've been through.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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