I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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