My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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