babies were throwing up all over the place
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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