dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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