Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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