her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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