So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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